So this weekend a cop paced me doing 53 mph when I clearly wasn't and gave me a ticket that said he paced me doing 53 and that I was changing lanes and not signaling.
Except, I hadn't changed lanes for a mile because I was 1. planning on turning left up ahead and 2. the right lane on this road is particularly fucked up. Not only that, I wasn't doing 53 because the road is so messed up that it's horribly uncomfortable, even on the softest of suspensions.
Oh look, it's July 23. Interesting. I HATE THIS SHIT.